Blue bulls forever

Blue bulls forever

Monday 7 November 2011

Mo Monday

So here we are again , Monday ....... Mo Monday , and iam now a week behind , as I had to shave yesterday , why you ask , well , a staff member of mine got married yesterday  (and thats a story all on its own ) , and the "significant other" threatened me with my life if i didnt shave. Admittedly , it was getting to that annoying stage , so there was no argument from me .  

Did you know that 25% of women between the ages of 15 - 45 have moustaches. ?  In rare circumstances, women may choose to embrace this growth, often in the form of thin moustaches. Mexican artist Frida Kahlo famously depicted herself in her artwork with both a moustache and a unibrow .
LOL , imagine that , you wake up in the morning to find that your wife has a better moustache than you ! I think I would run a mile !
So cmon all you "Mo sisters" lets get that " tache" growing and lets raise funds for mens Prostrate cancer !
Ok Ladies ,so , if you dont wanna participate in the " Mo thang" ... then how about growing  hair in other places hmmmm ??  .... cmon all you "Brazilians " and I know theres a lot of you out there ...... get growing , there are sooo many different styles .  





So Sunday , its Heathers wedding , a completely different wedding , themed as "Carnival " so lots of candy , and bright colors . The venue was "Oakfield Farm " ... scenic , and peaceful , The food was good , however , our waitress was ... well .. lets just say "the lift didnt reach the top floor." I say this because , I have to relate to you all a very comical yet honest episode that transpired yesterday .
We ordered a bottle of wine from the menu , It was a "Boschendal 1685 Chardonnay " The year was 2010 .... very important , So i asked her to bring me a bottle , " a chilled bottle of 1685 please " ... anyway after a long while , she comes back with a completely different bottle of wine . I said to her , "but this isnt what I ordered .... !" She says to me "EISH we dont have 1685 , we only have the 2010 bottle ...." True story , so ok ... we eventually got the 1685 2010 .. much to her confusion . One would think that the waitresses would know the differance between year and brand, but funny none the less .

On the movie front , watched a goodie on friday night , another sci fi ......                 "The Adjustment Bureau "





Starring Matt Damon as David Norris , and no NOT Chuck Norrises brother , but a New York congressman who is running for the US Senate, which he lost , however , whilst rehearsing his concession speech in a hotel bathroom , he meets a woman , "Elise Sellas " portrayed by Emily Hunt "
The plot is basically about "Freewill  vs  Fate" .......... and well you will just have to watch the movie to find out who wins ....... on the polar scale , i give it a cool 7 / 10 . but then again I love sci fi movies .

Thats a wrap for yet another week , The Ster Kinekor countdown has begun .... so soon I will be blogging you from who knows where .... Cape Town , Durban ... even Hollywood ! Anyway , till next time ....

ADIOS AMIGOS


Wednesday 2 November 2011

Wednesday Winge

I feel so violated !!!!! The christmas shoppers are out in force, so be vigilant . Can you believe how brazen these fcukers are ? Saterday night , basking in the glory after the Lions victory, celebrating with the usual poison ..... vodka , but come 23h30 , i was tired and off to bed i went . The intruders didnt bargain me taking a shower , etc , as i took longer than they expected , i had just climbed into bed ... A LOUD bang echoed through the night , and I knew .... we were under attack ! There was 2 of them , armed with a spade , in my dining room ...... STUPID BASTARDS !! , came to a gun fight with a spade ... imagine their suprize when i popped out with a rather large pump action shotgun .... 6 rounds of SSG ready to go  !  To cut a long story short , it was a very trumatic event , second time in 2 years . We are all safe , but the shear audacity of it ... I have to say tho , A big bouquet for SAPS , their prompt response and good service was much appreciated .
So now it comes down to the expense of making ones home into a prison, not cool , but nessassary I guess . 

Ok so enough of doom and gloom ........... I thought id try something new , explore the art of ....... KISSING  




When two people embrace, hormones are released into the blood stream which immediately induces a sense of euphoria when you feed on the sweetness of your mouth.
let me stress that kissing does not merely involve the lips! A real kiss makes use of the tongue, that sensuous organ you can use to delightfully explore the inner reaches of her mouth.
This will be explained in further detail in out section on French Kissing. Let me stress yet again ,  that there is nothing wrong or sinful with kissing. It is completely natural and is a logical progression in any relationship.

Why do we like to Kiss

People kiss because they are trying to satisfy a hunger within them, a hunger that is as natural as the need for food & love,It is the hunger for passion and the need to touch someone else, to wrap your arms around the one you love that drives two lovers to each other. This craving for human contact is instinctive. It comes naturally and cannot be taught.

Here some tips on french kissing ........

Make sure your lips aren't dry - moistening them (but not too much) makes it easier for your lips to slide over your partner's. Use colorless, stick lip balm for best results. Squeezable balm will work too but use in moderation.


  • When French Kissing. Don't dive straight for the tonsils.....lol ,  Play with their tongue - caress, fondle, wrestle with it. Think of it as trying to massage the other's tongue. NEVER bite; unless she askes of course !





  • Let your partner take the lead sometimes and get used to his or her style. Give each other chances to lead and you may find a different way you like to kiss.





  • Close your eyes just before your lips touch. Some people enjoy looking into their partner's eyes when kissing, but for most, it's a huge creepy turn off. Keep them closed and you will enjoy it more. Think about how blind people sense so much more than sighted people, the same principle applies. You will get a more rushing sensation from the touch and feel of a kiss if your eyes are relaxed and closed.





  • Use your hands! Don't let your arms awkwardly hang there. Guys, your hands should be around her back, waist, or on the sides of her face...... or even below the waist ! . Girls, your hands can be in a NUMBER of places, including: around his neck, on the sides of HIS face, on his stomach, on his hips, or a guy's favorite, on his biceps. Also don't be afraid to run your finger's through yuor partner's hair, just make sure your hair is clean just in case it happens to YOU!





  • Let them know what they are doing is good. Softly moan, sigh, or kiss back harder if what they are doing is pleasurable. Girls, if you are holding their arms/biceps, give a little squeeze plus a moan to drive them nuts.





  • Use your tongue in the way you want your partner to use his/hers - both of you will naturally do the same.





  • If you're smaller than the partner you're going to kiss, then hold your head a little back and stand on your tiptoes if comfortable. If you are a girl and you are shorter, as it is in most cases, wrap your arms around his neck and he will naturally wrap his around your waist and lift you up.





  • If you're taller than the partner you're going to kiss, bend your head a little down and keep your legs a little wide apart for the other person to stand.





  • If you're a bit intimidated by french kissing , don't be! It sounds scary only because it is not as easy as a regular kiss, but just do it in small steps. First, start kissing like a normal kiss, then slowly open your mouth and touch your partner's tongue softly with yours. They will get the hint and go from there!





  • Relax! As long as your are comfortable and at ease, your kiss will be pleasurable for both you and your partner. Just empty your mind of everything except the moment at hand and you will master the art of kissing.





  • On the movie front .... to be honest , ive seen nothing worthwriting about , but watch this space , i will review a movie soon .

    So , get back to your partner and lets revive the good olde kiss shall we ... so till next time , have an awesome kissing week 1

    Adios Amigos